CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF CHRIST WITH ZERO DEFEX!
As everyone knows by now, Jesus Christ will begin the Rapture in which all the faithful are taken up to Heaven on May 21st. In honor of His second coming Zero Defex will play a special show on that final day on Earth for all the faithful on May 21st at Annabelle's Lounge in Akron with Don Austin, Cheap Tragedies and Weird Penis. The show is free.
So, since this is the final day for Planet Earth as we know it, I recommend that all of you in far flung places spend your last savings to come see us rock out the Rapture. How better to spend your final hours if you're one of the faithful, or to prepare for seven years of torment and the coming reign of the Anti-Christ if you're not?
Here's a preview of what to expect that day:
For more on the second coming, check out this article from LA Weekly.
For those of you with pets who want to know what to do with Fido or Felix or Crackers the parrot after you are taken up to meet Jesus in the air, we recommend Eternal Earthbound Pets or After The Rapture Pet Care. These kindly atheists have set up organizations to lovingly care for the pets of the faithful after Jesus calls their owners home.
Filming on Shoplifting From American Apparel has been going nicely. Yesterday we shot a whole bunch of scenes on Hollywood Boulevard near Vine. Weird homeless-looking people kept trying to walk into the shots. We had two guys tell our director they would pray for him to go the Hell because he wouldn't give them some of the granola bars he'd bought for the actors and crew. We had a human beatbox try to beatbox his way into the production. Oh the fun of Hollywood!
I'd try and think of something Zen to say. But I gotta go now.
I'll see all of you on May 21st!
THIS JUST IN
Pics from the Shoplifting From American Apparel shoot:
http://shikow.blogspot.com/2011/05/hollywood-shoot-shoplifting-from.html
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Hail to the king, baby!
A preview of our new host after the rapture.
Seems todo a lot of the stuff Jesus did... meteors, earthquakes.
Guess we fucked either way.
Jesus looks like Chuck Norris in that cartoon.
I quite liked the He-Man take on that cheery little tale:
http://youtu.be/InQ2MT6s4XU
'Thunder Mormons' is a trip down memory lane too:
http://youtu.be/72bedTSzL00
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
If the second time you don't succeed, you're probably Jesus.
Wow, all I can say about that video, wow...
"This time around, however, Camping isn't hedging bets or adding question marks."
Thank (whatever) god(s) (may be) that a TRUE BIBLE BELIEVER® like Brother Camping® has stepped forward to reveal the TRUE® word of god(s).
We can all rest at night knowing the heavy lifting that Brother Camping has done resulted in his rupture and our hour of rapture.
Anyone who says otherwise is condemned to a month of Sundays in the local church (mind prison). Do not doubt it! Mother Nature is a Bitch and she's married to 'what's his name.'
Now go wipe off your shoes at the dung gate.
"There will come a time when everybody will disdain the truth, and when their ears itch for more information, they'll choose their herders according to their own predispositions"
OK, I am totally covetous of your geetar glasses! Not enough to rise from the dead though, sorry...
The world will end on May 21, 2011 and then again on Dec 21, 2012? You have no idea how much havoc this is playing with my appointments.
So, one of the Norse Pantheon was bored with Valhalla and assumed a human form. He picked up a young tart, who happaned to have a lisp, at the local pub and she took him to her apartment for the weekend for a good marathon shagging.
Monday morning, he confessed: "I'm Thor.!
"You're THOR..." she said, bobbing her head.
apocalypse message board : o )
i have this image of the commenters here sitting around a table at the end of time, gassing shall we say ?
well, here we are.
It seems that there is another group on the scene with a new perspective in disputing Camping's prophesies. They make a compelling statement that "Jesus is here now." Check out their billboard which I think will stir the pot a bit.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/62779138@N08/5708063636
The world will end on May 15, 2011 at 10:48..
And then again at 10:49 in case you missed it.
CAPTCHA : graff : I kid you not
It IS about the $$$$$
http://sweepingzen.com/2011/05/07/making-buddhism-look-pretty-pathetic/
I just had a "new wisdom release" on the white porcelain throne.http://www.merkaba.org/
snuff a frat boy zen jaggoff for Jeebus too-day
Jesus is anthropomorphized as the sun so yes he is going to come back to us on May 21st just like he does every morning
FART
Just put it all back in my pants.
Anonymous Ray (come to chicago) said...
"Jesus is the anthropomorphized sun..."
or NOT
Love the Elton John glasses, but if you start wearing a feather boa I'm out of here.
I will obviously avoid driving my VW over bridges on May 21.
"unbelievable" is correct.
wipe your behind...
Hollywood buys in - for CA$H.
Doorman said...
"well, here we are."
----------------
zen
wankers
just
look
to
the
original
face
you
will
see
it
blind
bloody
from
the
dark
cessppool
of
suffering
you
zen
frauds !
reading
messages
like
this
reminds
me
of
William
Shat
ner's
delivery
of
lines
in
Star
Trek.
I
think
even
The
Shat
realises
that
calling
each
other
wankers
will
not
bring
us
closer
in
the
end.
Besides
we
do
it
here
all
the
time
and
it
has't
worked.
I just caught a whiff of my breath and almost gagged.
you never read it harry, it's just your claim
flies
buzz
around
in
eternity
it
doesn't
make
them
of
eternity !
brad
warner
you
must
be
a
corpse
to
have
so
many
of
these
carrion
maters
around !
It's all about sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Scotty!
I
can't
reach
my
tricorder...
Must
stop
invaders
getting
aboard
the
enterprise!
Damn
those
Romulans,
Realisation
isn't
the
preserve
of
just
one
person
to
be
flashed
around
like
some
gaudy
bauble...
arrrgghhhh!
- For ease of reading: -
Seems
to
me
the
appropriate
person
to
argue
with
an3
is
our
dear
Zombie.
Mr. Spock!
Do
you
think
that,
when
we
achieve
liberation,
we
will
require
approval...
or
an
audience?
(to convert the text into a poem just add an exclamation mark at the end)
!
[- as in “yeah, yeah!”]
... and for Gordon's sake don't neglect spaces!
e.g.
"The penis mightier than the sword."
Who said that?
Blim blim, gu, a chu wa, - eeeee!!!
- Yeah, yeah. Me never wrong.
Upsidedownzombie ba! Ba ba! - eeeee!!!
eeeee!!!
eeeee!!!
John Holmes?
W&LwgyN.
- Now prove me wrong. [!]
Buddha did.
"John Holmes..."
"Width and length will get you nowhere..."
I geddit.
Bet you do.
An3caneatme
"The comments of each past individual are wholly irrelevant to the original intention of the National Master, and they do not accord with the fundamental teaching of the Buddha-Dharma. It is pitiful that the old drills of the past have each blundered on in error.".
Geddit?
Eihei who?
Just drill, Exca. Just drill.
they
ape
the
form
but
the
content
they
can't
touch !
i'm
not
enlightened
or
i
am
enlightened
or
i'm
not
:
o
)
about 6-0 none of you have addressed a single thing i have said !
except to ramble on like sleazy old farts, the truth of which you know of course @!
Say something worth commenting on, whoops, I just did!
They don't ape the form, they mock at it.
And the content doesn't seem to be worthy of serious attention.
Just buzz off, be so kind as to enable us to thoroughly delight in your absence.
Geddit?
- I don't think you fully comprehended the last "eeeee!!!".
Try reading it aloud to yourself as to fully penetrate the entire depth of its meaning.
(- You could first try with one exclamation mark, and then gradually add the other two; - but do try and be considerate of the neighbors, as they might be unable to fully appreciate your "artistic" ;) efforts)
I
have
more
content
in
my
colon
after
a
three
day
flush
the cartoon, 144,000 JWs will rule 'what' with Jesus/Micheal? Sorry for being a dumb wit, but if the rest of us heathens are going down, and the worlds a shambles an all, what they going to rule? Nothing?
Wow, thanks for linking to my article! I was looking for you, and found you, and found me in you.
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