Announcer: Mr. Gori’s training.
On screen words: The flame will still your confused mind. Without moving, quietly allow your mind to settle.
Loud voice: Katsu! (nonsense syllable used mainly at Rinzai temples often as kind of reprimand)
Announcer: Game over. For your family health, Wii Fit.
On screen words: Weight, BMI (body mass index??), Center of gravity balance, Various training. Wii Fit, List price 8,800 yen.
Mr. Gori: But I was thinking of the blue skies and blue sea of Okinawa the whole time!
I've seen worse stuff advertised in the backs of Buddhist magazines...